CL Mania.

For those of you who know me, you know I have a slight addiction to Craigslist. For those of you who don’t know me…I have a slight addiction to Craigslist. It’s fabulous. I love that I can leave a post that says, “Free magazines from 1987. Must take all,” and somebody will come and get them. Where else can you trade all your useless crap with people? Where else can you find men who want to “make out, no strings attached” in the Platonic section no less? Therefore I will be posting a CL posting of the week. Some weeks there will be more than one. But so many of these ads produce so many questions.

Today’s posting of the week:

In the “Strictly Platonic mfw” section.

Looking for a cute girl to go see the incredible hulk or the happening - m4w - 30 (nopo):

my date backed out at the last minute. please don't grope me. unless i give you the creepy nod. nah. anyway. "hit me up"

boom.

Can't imagine why your date backed out, brother.  Perhaps it's the desire to take a girl to see the Incredible Hulk?  Perhaps your horrendous punctuation?   Maybe it's the usage of the term "hit me up."  Or maybe the assumption that anyone would want to "grope" you?  But I'm guessing the date bailed because of your sign off of "boom."